On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent.
Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”
and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”
i do not want to have children because
- pregnancy horrifies me
- i will NEVER be ready for that kind of responsibility
- i would end up calling child services on their first day of kindergarten when i find out their new friends are named Gamzee, Castiel, and Twilight Sparkle